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It was only a matter of time until Mister Potato Head's shady brother, Spudsy, turned up in an abandoned warehouse hanging from a tofuhook.

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The aftermath of the infamous Donner Party.

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The Salvation Army introduces its mobile assault vehicle

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Shower accidents are the leading cause of domestic injury in America today.

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"The new campaign just isn't working."

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Dogs on cruises.

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Light bulb fetishists admire the ultimate pole lamp.

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28 Mar 94

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31 Mar 94

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17 May 94

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Healthy Treats for Cats

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3 May 95

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17 May 95

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22 May 95

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13 June 95

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18 July 95

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4 August 95

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The Deener brothers try out their new sound card.

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Amoebas that read the labels

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How to ruin Pocahontas

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If there was a Nobel Prize for gullibility

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11 September 95

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Lenny did not get his rent deposit back.

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18 September 1995

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19 September 95

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Drawbacks of the internal vegetable combustion engine

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Early experiments in teleportation

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As they neared the summit, all the other climbers began to feel Lightheaded.

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"I'm sorry, but we're anti-gravity."

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Another inattentive explorer wanders into a nest of trapdoor elephants.

17 October 95

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Espresso Cow dispenses swift, hot justice to the Cappuccino Gang.

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30 October 95

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‘An unexpected modern plague, the Portuguese Airborne Men-O-War descend over suburban pools and ponds.

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20 June 96

obscure tie-pulling cult.

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Rodney

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Down a little-used side corridor, visitors to the Empire State Building find this disturbing display.

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Climbing ever higher, and leaving a trail of ketchup behind him, the human fry was at it again.

25 June 96

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"..and as soon as | found out what was in it, we got rid of all our Fiestaware!"

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"A reprieve! For the dog!"

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"We believe that the colorful plumage and markings of this specimen may be some sort of courtship phase similar to that of the Bird of Paradise."

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The explorers fidgeted anxiously in their seats; they knew that Rhino Puppet Theater was no laughing matter.

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Let's cur our His HEART AND SaceiFicE IT To THE NuT Gos.

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"Why don’t you stay for dinner? Of course, keep in mind we're swimming around in our own toilet."

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The disembodied, re-animated brains’ arguments grew more and more heated. Eventually, however, the cooler heads prevailed.

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AVAST YE INFIPELS!

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9 July 96

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Siegfried submits

Donning his ceremonial suet and sunflower seed armor,

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himself to pigeon immolation.

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"They all look alike to me."

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Doctor Tyrano stewed in the realization that he would win no accolades for finding the world's most medium-sized dinosaur.

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12 July 96

WELCOME BACK To THE REALLY REALLY BRIGHT LIGHTS

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How deer waste their lives

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An unpleasant encounter with the urban switchblade squirrel

16 July 96

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paced action of racquet squid.

Another point scored in the fast:

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When salmon suffer from premature milting

17 July 96

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18 July 96

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Eduardo was tired of bein;

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Banished from the food industry after testing positive for salmonella, Big Bird's thoughts turn to show business.

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22 July 96

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23 July 96

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“Isn't that weird? We all dreamed about dog food!"

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Testing the anti-gravity suppository

penguins are

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29 July 96

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2 Aug 96

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One of the Smithsonian's less-enlightened exhibits

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"Once again, the big news for this quarter is that personal productivity is at an all-time high."

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Dracula's suicide attempt was most likely a desperate plea for help.

Another popular product that soon attracted the attention of the FDA.

8 Aug 96

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9 Aug %6

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Trouble at the candy bar

3 : 4 5

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13 Aug 96

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Ten unyap/axeqmpa'sun-aysuns;

wos jeo19,DAoUUY-p KOpIC PEC 96

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God receives a citation for illegal manna dumping.

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wos ywo7DLA]-p A} PEC 966T @ 1YSHLAdO,y

14 Aug 96

"Every one of your plans to get off this island starts with us gnawing down the tree to build a dam!"

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16 Aug 96

The crowd oohed and ahhed at the slow motion maneuvers of the

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blimprobatics team.

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"We've decided to use the chimp brain for our cyberman project, but thank you for volunteering."

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The modern trials of Sisyphus

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THE GOLDEN AGE OF THE SEANCE

No one could hawk up ectoplasm like Howard.

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28 Aug 96

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High winds and Larry’

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"There are plenty of other Igors!

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“Well ... ok - | guess ISDN isn’t better than sex."

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“Oh, all right

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The guy who always bought version I.0 of everything and never upgraded

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Dottie finds herself facing down a gaggle of moray dust eels.

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Games intestinal parasites play

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Day of the Projectionist

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Vending machines for the new corporate workforce

11 Sep 96

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“fo Boys youos id Joy sO HUT amp Ho aeEEAR

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comics FOR THE POST NUCLEAR AGE

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EVEPOP THE MANSAILOR

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"Day 57 ... out of food ... had to eat the dog."

12 Sep 96

zcat.com.

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1503 - Leonardo Da Vinci carries out the first investigations of snackfoods “on-a-stick",

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Bad day at the air freshener factory

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technology

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18 Sep 96

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Build your own comet

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"The wax museum's having a fire sale!"

20 Sep 96

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FLYING TOASTERS?

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Every year, when the moon and tides are just right, the endangered sea chicken waddles onto shore to lay its eggs.

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In the world of the future, “intelligent agents" will waste hours watching television for us.

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startled Angelfish

IT's gust ORNAMENT!

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Despite the enthusiasm of investors, the gravy lump market never paid off.

1 Oct 96.

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MY WHOLE BRooD!

fish shenanigans

Cat

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"| checked with the vet - there’s no such thing as ‘mad cat disease."

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SIT AROUND AND LiVE FoR THE DAY HE STARTS SMOKING

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"Oh - he'll be a little sore ‘down there’ for a couple of days, and then Sparky will forget all about our little trip to the vet.”

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OLD ToS uPpATED FoR THE nmeTieS

Major Matt Mason's Moonbase Starbucks

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90ct 96

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wos e919, DAoUAUY-p KpIC PEC 966

please, keep back. It's a real chowder scene!"

"Keep back, everybody

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After days of obsessive popping, Otis finally finds the infamous "poison bubble’.

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Kids will enjoy hours of fun playing with the environmentally conscious, if somewhat unsanitary, owl pellet gun.

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Tm oust A HEAD I~ A JAR - AND THINGS CAN'T GeT ANY WORSE FOR

ME THAN THEY ARE NOW... $0 Unless You Buy Some maGAZINES, TLE ousr

CALL, AND CALL, AWD CALL...

Tommy the Telemarketer from Hell

14 Oct 96

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15 Oct 96

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Distraught over his unrequited passion for Mrs. Butterworth, the Pillsbury Doughboy ends it all.

17 Oct 96

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Boyar.

Two Men IN

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The committee to rewrite nursery rhymes so they have family values

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‘The unpleasant discovery of the

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WWLINE GUIDE To coariFien WINES

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After years of planning and preparation, an unprecedented mercy mission was finally nearing its rendezvous with lo.

25 Oct 96

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THERE Goes

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A visit to the famous Cracks That Things Fall Through

28 Oct 96

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TING IT

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Why flies think humans are gross

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The moment exterminators live for

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31 Oct 96

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The unpleasant business of identifying Mister Peanut

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4 Nov 96

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"OK! OK! So maybe we filled in with just a little bit of chicken DNA!"

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5 Nov 96

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MONKEYS DID FLY OUT oF HIS BuTT!

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Innovative new equipment designed to make operating rooms more reassuring

13 Nov 96

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The classic symmetry and fierce loyalty of the chambered weimaraner

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The future of fast food

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18 Nov 96

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a cluster of squirrel

high in a cleft in a tree,

eggs slowly matures.

‘As the seasons change,

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the PeDaL-PHILE

Bixine Crug 48 aN

"Ok Mister College Degree - NOW what's wrong with the name?"

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The G.I. Joe Gang prepares to hold up another drive-thru teller.

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PATHETIC 4s UP PLE ACE?

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Really-really-really Have To Go To The Bathroom Man

22 Nov 96

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"We need some kind of policy statement on magic beans.”

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‘Another hapless victim of the highly toxic Smiley Octopus

27 Nov 96

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now they have the bottle rocket."

“Our worst fears have come true

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"You sunk my oil tanker!"

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‘Our secretary's out, so we hired a tempura worker to fill in."

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The controversial practice of chumming in public parks in search of the Great White Squirrel

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You've BEEN BEING SomEBoDY ELSE'S BEST FRIEND OW THE INTERNET!

Dogs in Cyberspace

Dec 96

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Fully aware of Eunice’s passion for Mick Jagger, Clyde attempts a romantic coup with the assistance of a bag of extra-salty microwave popcorn.

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MISTER WOODY - THERE

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Oliver Stone's "Toy Story"

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CARTRIDGES, 1986

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11 Dec 96

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"Il be running the first part of your exam, and then Doctor Armstrong from the large animal clinic will take over."

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ARE HARMLESS BioosucKERs.

a a = z z z 2

OFF OF PLAWT OUNCES, THE Femates films for vegetables

Nature

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16 Dec 96

z 2 re 5 FE 0) ie) (=)

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“You know,

90 percent of your body heat leaves through your head."

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